Connie Goldman

Cold Spring Harbor, US • 2:00 AM Local Time

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Connie Goldman

Category Radio
Language English
Voice Age Middle Aged (35-54)
Description New York Long Island accent with all of the sass and attitude.
Transcript Note: Transcripts are automatically transcribed and may contain errors.
yesterday I dropped in on my friend Sandy, Queen of perfection. You know the type. They lined up cereal boxes in alphabetical water. Anyway, there she is, making peanut butter sandwiches for her kid. Great. Until I saw what kind it waas Well, I laced right inte How can the woman who is so choosy she interviewed 42 bridesmaids for her wedding bank? Choose that peanut butter. You should have seen her face. She said she'd been eating it since she was four. So I told her hum of a blue it Then she said they just made it better. Well, if they had to make it better, but it was never good enough here, I said, try Jif. She wrinkles up a nose like a kid who doesn't want a lima beans. So I waited under, huh knows all of a sudden she lights up like Times Square and tells me Jif smells more like fresh roasted peanuts. Then she tastes Jeff. It was like she couldn't get enough. She said it was P Nadia off course. It's p Nadia. So she forgave me so long as I promised not to tell us. Oh, whoops.