Looking for Santa!

Job #28240

Job Posting Details

Job # 28240 Looking for Santa!

Posted Date
Nov 19, 2010 @ 02:09
Respond By
Dec 3, 2010
Word Count
0
Language
English (North American)
Gender
Male
Age Range
-
Category
Telephone

Job Description

I need someone who can impersonate Santa Claus to read scripts in a Santa voice for 2 hours. You need to have recording equipment at home.

To apply please send an audio sample reading 2-3 scripts below in your best santa voice...

This is Santa Claus. Ho, ho, ho! Oh – excuse me for a second. I’m having some toy factory issues. (Talks away from the phone) (Sternly) Listen elves, if you just laid off the eggnog, none of this would have happened...(back to phone). Sorry about that. It’s so hard to find good, sober elves these days… Ho, ho, ho! Anyhow, I’m calling from the North Pole. We’ve had a problem this year that’s rather embarrassing. Well, our computer crashed…our database is totally wiped out and…it seems we have no record of whether you’ve been good or bad this past year. Fortunately, someone who knows you well, , I have to sign off now.

(Extreme jolly tone) Ho, ho, ho! This is Santa calling from the North Pole. I’m calling to tell you that I hereby grant that every big wish you ever had will come true for you. (change to matter of fact tone, spoken really fast). Some restrictions apply. This is not an offer or guarantee of any service performed or merchandise delivered. If any of the following violations occur even once, your wishes automatically become untrue. Nasty looks, mean thoughts, road rage, passing in the right lane, jaywalking, interrupting, yelling, forgetting to say please and thank you and any behavior that can be interpreted as not nice. Upon accepting Santa’s wish, potential side effects include dizziness, giddiness, and sudden bursts of euphoria. In some instances, presents appear out of nowhere on December 25th. Ho, ho, ho!

. (stern tone) This is Santa Claus. Uhh, there seems to be a BIG problem. Someone who’s on my super nice list, , asked me to say hello. I don’t mind sending a message for someone’s who’s nice, but up in the North Pole, tales of your naughty deeds are legend. Why you’re so bad I have a separate list for you, and the elves blush when they read it.. Sure, you might have decent manners and you’re thoughtful from time to time, but you’re still a bad influence! The only thing I can say is for some reason, , likes you just the way you are. As for me, the bad economy has hit the North Pole too, so I’m grateful to you for saving me a trip.

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