Rejection Hotline - Various voice types

Job #3449

Job Posting Details

Job # 3449 Rejection Hotline - Various voice types

Posted Date
May 2, 2007 @ 15:26
Respond By
May 8, 2007
Word Count
0
Budget
$100
Language
English
Gender
Both
Age Range
-
Category
Telephone

Job Description

Some of you might already be familiar with The Rejection Hotline® (the humorous phone numbers that people can give out when they don't want to give out their real number). We currently exist in 100+ cities but it is currently the voice of Jeff (the founder) on all of them.

Well, we're expanding and are going to put out many new versions of the message so we're looking for LOTS of different voices and styles of the original (copyright-protected) Rejection Hotline script. Male voices, female voices, old voices, young voices, all accents (southern, urban, Indian, etc.), cartoon-ish voice, etc. We look forward to hearing your demos. [Note: To hear what the original Rejection Hotline message sounds like, call 641-985-7888, or visit our website for a number local to you!]


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Hello, this is NOT the person you were trying to call. You’ve reached the Rejection Hotline, provided by Rejection Hotline.com. Anyway, the person who gave you this Rejection Hotline number did NOT want you to have their real number. We know this sucks, but don’t be too devastated. So why WERE you given a Rejection Hotline number?

Maybe you’re just not this person’s type
(note: this could mean boring, dumb, annoying, arrogant, or just a general weirdo)
Maybe you suffer from bad breath, body odor, or a nasty combination of the two.
Maybe you just give off that creepy overbearing, psycho-stalker vibe.
Maybe the idea of going out with you just seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns

Regardless of the reason, please take the hint – accept the fact that you were rejected and then, get over it.

And please, do your best to forget about the person who gave you this number, because trust us they’ve already forgotten about you.

Thanks for calling The Rejection Hotline, provided by RejectionHotline.com.
And if you’re still listening, don’t worry, it could be much worse, in addition to being rejected, you could have been laughed at too!

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