Hollywood vs the Internet

Job #3820

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Job # 3820 Hollywood vs the Internet

Posted Date
Jun 8, 2007 @ 22:02
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Jun 8, 2007
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English (North American)
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Can you hear me.

I'm a first time caller.

I want to comment on the comedy competition.


I can hear you fine.

Do you have a sense of humor.

Well do you?

That's not funny.

Do you think it's fair to
set the deadline for submitting to the..

I said do you think that it's funny
to set the deadline at 12 midnight
eastern standard time?

That's not fun for those of us on the west coast.

If the deadline is 12 midnight on the east coast
then it's 9:00 pm in san francisco
and that puts the west coast contenders
at an unfair disadvantage because
the only way I can get the same amount of time to work on my entry to the competition is if I get up 3 hours earlier and try to be funny at 6 in the morning.

have you ever tried to make people laugh at 6 o'clock in the morning.

it's not fair. And comics living in Hawaii have to submit
their video no later than 6:00 O'Clock in the evening while
new yorkers can keep polishing their video submissions for another 6 hours.

To have the same number of hours to work
on their comedy video, hawaiian comics had to
work through the wee hours of the morning while their counterparts in NYC could sleep all night and work during the day. Is that fair?

it's hard to be funny at 3 o"clock in the morning.
The comics I work with need to sleep
just like the comics in New York need to sleep
before they can be funny.
Who can get a laugh out anyone at 6 in the n morning 6:00 Clock in the mornng? Are they crazy
6:00 in the morning is not funny.
These ridiculously, cruel and unfair rules send a message
that any clown can comprehend. Comic living west of New York City are 2nd class comics, intentionally handicapped to pave the way for acan east coast sweep in the quarter finals... and Hawaiian comics haven't got a chance.

(Sobbing) the major prize winners ... are not funnier thatn west coast comics. They're not funnier I tell you. It's not fair. I have been denied sleep and forced to be funny at 6:00 O'Clock in the morning. It isn't fair.


it isn't fair.

Just look.

How many of the quarterfinalists are from Hawaii?


It's not funny. The judges
of the comedy competition
should be condemned to death.

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