Acme Warrior - Vanishing Cream Job # 5707

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Job # 5707 Acme Warrior - Vanishing Cream

Posted Date
Dec 17, 2007 @ 22:51
Respond By
Jan 5, 2008
Word Count
1301
Language
English (North American)
Gender
Male
Age Range
-
Category
Animation

Job Description

I am looking for a Narrator to voice a short, comedic animated short. The concept is a commercial trying to sell a common, everyday product as military grade equipment to an unsuspecting public.

The voice that I am imagining begins very seriously, almost 'movie trailer' deep. As the commercial progresses, the voice lightens and quickens, taking on an almost 'music man' quality of a snakeoil salesman.

This project is an experimental project for our company. It will likely be used as a calling card, or offered to broadcasters that are interested in short format material.

FULL SCRIPT:



NARRATOR
In a world, torn apart by war . . .

NARRATOR (CONT’D)
Only one breed of soldier can hope
to save us . . .

NARRATOR (CONT’D)
Brave warriors, warriors which
possess the skills, the courage
and, the equipment to face our
enemies . . .

NARRATOR (CONT’D)
The confident, the scarce, the Acme
Warriors!

NARRATOR (CONT’D)
And thanks to our unbelievably
affordable offers . . . this
warrior could by YOU!

NARRATOR (CONT’D)
That’s right, ladies and gentlemen.
The new, Acme Warrior Spring
Catalogue is here, where efficiency
and economy collide! Chock full of
the latest innovations in the art
of modern warfare, direct from our
laboratories to you.

NARRATOR (CONT’D)
And now, we are proud to present
our latest development; the
ultimate in Stealth Technology.

NARRATOR (CONT’D)
New, for this spring season of
battle; Acme Warrior Vanishing
Cream.

NARRATOR
This powerful and highly classified
chemical compound will make your
army
seemingly (spoken very quickly and
quietly)

Invisible. (spoken loudly and
confidently)


NARRATOR (CONT’D)
Give your soldiers the confidence
to walk right into enemy Territory.
No enemy will ever expect you to be
using Acme Warrior Vanishing Cream.

NARRATOR (CONT’D)
(Spoken quickly, at
disclaimer speed)

Side effects may include: clearer
complexion within ten days, as well
as softer, silkier skin.

NARRATOR (CONT’D)
(Spoken quickly, at
disclaimer speed)

Acme Warrior Vanishing cream should
not be applied in or around the
eyes or lips, inside the nose, or
on sensitive areas of the neck
Acme Warrior Vanishing cream should
not be applied to windburned or
sunburned skin or on open wounds,
unless otherwise directed by your
doctor .

NARRATOR (CONT’D)
(Spoken quickly, at
disclaimer speed)

For best results, use Acme Warrior
Vanishing cream during total
eclipse of the sun, moon, or during
the New moon.

NARRATOR (CONT’D)
And for those times when it’s just
as important to be unheard as it is
to be unseen, consider our latest
in the science of sound absorption
and decibel elimination: The Acme
Warrior: Silent Slippers!

NARRATOR (CONT’D)
Yes! The Acme Warrior Spring
Catalogue is your one stop shop to
handle all of your modern warfare
needs. And always remember, when
you think Victory, you think Acme .
. . um - Warrior!

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