Valentine's Day Poem

Job #5952

Job Posting Details

Job # 5952 Valentine's Day Poem

Posted Date
Jan 15, 2008 @ 18:36
Respond By
Jan 22, 2008
Word Count
252
Language
English (North American)
Gender
Female
Age Range
-
Category
Telephone

Job Description

Funny Valentine's Day Poem to be read fast paced and upbeat- with a little bit of attitude. An MP3 of the exact read we are looking for can be provided to the talent we select. Meant to funny so read it that way!

Included are two stanzas of the poem (full poem is 252 words). Please note that there are some mild curse words in the full poem that have been removed so as not to offend. PLEASE take this into consideration before responding.

The poem will be accessible to customers who call in to our 'joke' line similar to the "Groundhog Day Sucks" line that can be accessed via the telephone number on our website: http://www.rejectionhotline.com/

SCRIPT



It arrives one a year, like a punch to the gut.
Valentine’s Day sucks, yeah I said it, so what?
Stupid premise, too commercial, an out-dated idea.
I look forward to this day, like explosive diarrhea.

Cuz those obnoxious couples? Full of love, having fun?
More than half of those couples, in a year, will be done.
No joke, it’s true, the statistics don’t lie.
In fact thirty-five percent, will break up by July.



(Copyright to above owned by RH Brands, LLC)

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