Tooth Fairy Voiceover

Job #6527

Job Posting Details

Job # 6527 Tooth Fairy Voiceover

Posted Date
Mar 7, 2008 @ 15:02
Respond By
Mar 11, 2008
Word Count
100
Budget
$100
Language
English (North American)
Gender
Female
Age Range
-
Category
Telephone

Job Description

Looking for an upbeat “Fairy Godmother”-like voice. Even though the audio will NOT be heard by children (as you’ll understand when you read the script), the voice should SOUND like it’s talking to children. And even when the subject matter turns more R-rated at the end, it should still SOUND just as cheery and innocent and fairy-tale-like as if it was talking about flowers, kittens, etc. )

Should be a quick-paced read, whole thing should ideally be around 55 seconds, but definitely not more than 60 seconds.

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Thanks for calling Tooth Fairy Headquarters International. I am the Tooth Fairy and, as most people know, I deliver money to children when they lose a tooth. But what most people DON’T know is WHY this is tradition and what lesson it is intended to teach children. So this message is intended to set the record straight once and for all as to the true lesson that I, the Tooth Fairy, am attempting to teach children.

And that is [drum-roll inserted by us]… Prostitution is cool! If you think about it, it makes perfect sense as a natural progression: First it’s a dollar for a tooth, then it’s $20 for a lap dance, and pretty soon it’s $50 for a blowjob. As all parents who support the Tooth Fairy have been teaching their kids for generations - making money is easy if you sell your body. I’m the Tooth Fairy and it’s my mission to educate and empower the Future Prostitutes of America. The preceding message is a public service announcement from the creators of The Rejection Hotline and RejectionHotline.com.

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