IVR Recording for Psychiatric Hotline Job # 8404

Job Posting Details

Job # 8404 IVR Recording for Psychiatric Hotline

Posted Date
Jul 2, 2008 @ 02:31
Respond By
Jul 6, 2008
Word Count
English (North American)
Age Range

Job Description

To be read in a very professional voice - as if you were calling a doctor's office. Script below.


Thank you for calling the Psychiatric Hotline

Please listen carefully to all options before making your selection.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you suffer from multiple personality disorder, please press 2, 3, and 4.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone else to press 5 on your behalf.

If you are a Nymphomaniac, please stop doing that with the phone, put your clothes back on, and then press 6.

If you suffer from irrational paranoia, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.

About the Client

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RH Brands, LLC is the holding company of a number of interactive, entertaining and unique ventures that include but are not limited to: "The Rejection Hotline®", "It Could Always Suck More", "ScreenNumber.com", and "Get Over it Day™".The Company's network of sites, newsletters, and phone lines consistently attract millions of visitors, callers and mobile fans each month. Since 2001, RH Brands properties have entertained large audiences (mostly between the ages of 16-25) and most have been compelled to spread the word to their friends. In aggregate these properties create fertile grounds for advertising to and influencing a coveted young consumer audience. The ability to advertise to this audience (particularly using audio-based and mobile ads) is the core company offering.

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