Professional Sounding IVR Recording * DUPLICATE*

Job #8405

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Job # 8405 Professional Sounding IVR Recording * DUPLICATE*

Posted Date
Jul 2, 2008 @ 02:32
Respond By
Jul 7, 2008
Word Count
100
Language
English (North American)
Gender
Female
Age Range
-
Category
Telephone

Job Description

To be read in a very professional voice - as if you were calling a doctor's office. Script below.





Thank you for calling the Psychiatric Hotline

Please listen carefully to all options before making your selection.



If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you suffer from multiple personality disorder, please press 2, 3, and 4.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone else to press 5 on your behalf.

If you are a Nymphomaniac, please stop doing that with the phone, put your clothes back on, and then press 6.

If you suffer from irrational paranoia, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.

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