Job #996

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Job # 996

Posted Date
Feb 27, 2006 @ 20:03
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Mar 7, 2006
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[To be read with excitement]

Tell your friends and family! Tell your local radio stations and newspapers! A NEW NATIONAL HOLIDAY IS COMING! [pause] Seriously.

The creators of the world-famous Rejection Hotline proudly introduce:

“NATIONAL 'GET OVER IT' DAY” - Coming to a city near you on March 9th! Because EVERYONE has SOMETHING to get over!

[clear throat sound]

NOBODY is happy, EVERY day of their life,
Not an American Idol, not a Desperate Housewife,
Not MVP athletes, not Oscar-winning stars,
Not rich CEOs, not hot chicks at bars.

We ALL have our issues; ALL lives contain stress.
At some point, we're ALL, an emotional mess.
Ex-boyfriends, ex-girlfriends, ex-husbands, ex-wives.
There are people to get over in EVERYONE'S lives.

But as much as things suck, as bad as they get.
If you got cheated on, if you're swimming in debt,
March 9th is the day, to finally say:
"Move on! It's done! It's Get Over It Day!"


On March 9th - the exact midpoint between Valentine's Day and April Fool's Day - "Get Over It Day" will be celebrated in cities all over the world! From Atlanta to Seattle. From Dallas and Houston to Tampa and Orlando.

Visit to find the official Get Over It Day party spot in your city!

So, how can you help to make "Get Over It Day" a huge success?

Well, if you like the idea, tell your friends about Get Over It Day - especially if you know somebody who has something to get over. We've got a PR budget of about 87 cents, so anything you can do to help spread the word about GET OVER IT DAY is greatly appreciated!

To watch the official "Get Over It Day" video, to send the world-famous "It Could Always Suck More" phone call to a friend, or to find out where the official Get Over It Day party will be in your city, visit

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