Fake Prescription Ad

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Audrey Geiger

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Description

I wrote this copy for a virtual wrestling program. Inspired by commercials for depressed people.

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)

Accents

North American (General)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
It's not the dog in the fight. It's the fight in the dog, but you're not a dog. You're a wrestler and you lost your first match. Millions of people are diagnosed with depression every second you are not alone and play jacks can help. Serious. Side effects may include shortness of breath, dry mouth, wet dreams, unexpected phone calls from your parents, blurry vision, sweaty eyes, loss of bladder control, rumbly tummies, hoobastank, scurvy, spaghetti fication and death. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use plague X. Or operate heavy machinery. Men who are pregnant or nursing might be seahorses. Talk to your doctor today about plague X and get back into the fight.