Extended Children's Audiobook (Intro and Chicken Licken) (English)
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EnglishVoice Age
Middle Aged (35-54)Accents
North American (General) North American (South West - Texas) North American (US South)Transcript
Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
a long time ago people used to tell magical stories of wonder and enchantment. Those stories were called Fairy tales. Those stories are not in this book. The stories in this book are almost fairy tales, but not quite. The stories in this book are fairly stupid tales. I mean, what else would you call a story like Goldilocks and the three elephants? This girl walking through the woods smells peanut porridge cooking. She decides to break into the elephants house, eat the porridge, sit in the chairs and sleep in the beds. But when she gets in the house she can't climb up on baby elephants chair because it's too big. She can't climb up on mama elephants chair because it's much too big and she can't climb up on papa elephants chair because it's much much too big. So she goes home at the end and if you don't think that's fairly stupid, you should read little red running shorts or maybe the stinky cheese man. In fact, you should definitely go read the stories now because the rest of this introduction just kind of goes on and on and doesn't really say anything. I stuck it onto the end here so it would fill up the page and make it look like I really knew what I was talking about. So stop now. I mean it quit reading during the page, if you read this last sentence, it won't tell you anything Jack up the hill, Fairytale Forest 1992. Once upon a time, chicken lickin was standing around when a piece of something fell on her head. She wasn't the brightest thing on two legs. So she started running around in circles, clucking. The sky is falling. The sky is falling. We must tell the President. Chicken lickin ran to her friend Ducky Lucky and clucked ducky, Lucky ducky! Lucky the sky is falling. The sky is falling. We must tell the President, let's go quack, ducky, Lucky Chicken lickin and ducky Lucky ran to their friend Goosey, loosey and yelled. Goosey loosey goosey loosey. The sky is falling, The sky is falling. We must tell the President, let's go Hawk, Goosey, loosey, chicken lickin, ducky, Lucky and goosey lucy ran to their friend, cocky locky and yelled, cocky locky, cocky locky, The sky is falling. The sky is falling. We must tell the President, let's go crowed, cocky Locky! Wait a minute. Wait a minute! Cried Jack the narrator. I forgot the table of contents. I forgot the table of contents. Hey, you're not in this story, said chicken lickin. I know! Said Jack, the narrator, but I came to warn you. The table of contents is the sky is falling. The sky is falling cluck chicken lickin. We must tell the President, So chicken lickin ducky, lucky goosey, loosey and cocky Locky ignored Jack the narrator and ran off to catch a plane to Washington just outside the airport. They met. Foxy roxy! Foxy locks. E Foxy locks. See the sky is falling, The sky is falling. We must tell the President yelled Chicken lickin ducky lucky goosey loosey and cocky locky. Well, come with me, said foxy roxy! I know a shortcut to the airport. Foxy locks the lead chicken lickin ducky, lucky goosey, loosey and cocky Locky to his cave. He didn't get to eat them though, because chicken lickin was almost right. The sky wasn't falling, the table of contents was. It fell and squashed everybody the end.