Free Churro
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Vocal Characteristics
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EnglishVoice Age
Middle Aged (35-54)Accents
North American (General) North American (US General American - GenAM)Transcript
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So I stopped at a Jack in the box on the way here, and the girl behind the counter said Hi. Are you having an awesome day? Not. How are you doing today? No. Are you having an awesome day? Which is pretty ****** because it puts the onus on me to disagree with her. Like if I'm not having an awesome day, suddenly I'm the negative one. Usually when people ask how I'm doing, the real answer is I'm doing ******. But I can't say I'm doing ****** because I don't have a good reason to be doing ******. So if I say I'm doing ****** and then they say, Why, what's wrong? And I have to be like, I don't know, all of it. So instead, when people ask what I'm doing, I usually say I am doing so great. When this girl at the Jack in the box asked me if I was having an awesome day, I thought, Well, today I'm actually allowed to feel ****** today. I have a good reason. So I said to her, Well, my mom died and she immediately burst into tears. So now I have to comfort her, which is annoying. And meanwhile, there's a line of people forming behind me who are all giving me these really judgy looks because I made the Jack in the box girl cry and she is balling and she is saying I'm sorry, I'm so sorry and I'm like, It's fine, it's fine. I mean, it's not fine, but, you know, it's fine. And I would like to order a double jack meal and I've kind of got somewhere to be. So maybe less with the crying and more with the frying, huh? And the girl apologizes again, and she offers me a free tomorrow with my meal. And as I'm leaving, I think I just got a free tarot because my mom died. No one ever tells you when your mom dies, you get a free surer