Fantasy
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EnglishVoice Age
Young Adult (18-35)Accents
British (England - Cockney, Estuary, East End) British (General) North American (General)Transcript
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I don't know why the sword came to me. I don't know why the prophet spoke my name and I don't know why this Lord of Darkness thinks that I'm the one that's going to bring about his end. I'm nothing special. I was milking cows yesterday. So then lad, are you gonna be joining up with the imperial army or fighting alongside the rebel forces? Because depending on which way you go, I'll either be shaking you by the hand or shaking you by the ********. Truth be told. It's been quite a while since I've had an apprentice working under me. But at this advanced stage in life, I take all these things as little blessings. I have the herb of which you have looked for. I am a herbologist after all the greatest in the entire kingdom. But that herb will serve no use to me or you. If we are both dead, I may be the head of state, but this kingdom belongs to all of us and I do not wish to see it fall into the wrong hands. We've got everything down here from prohibited enchanted weapons, forbidden incantations and even illegal monsters for sale. You know, us goblins don't exactly have the stomach for things like this. That's why we just like to live under the ground where it's nice and calm and quiet, not going off on adventures like this one. Do you know why men like me always triumph? It is not only because I am strong, but because others are weak. Men seek their own comfort and protection above all else like insects. They scurry back into the dark. When a torch is lit, I do not take away men's freedom, they give it willingly. No, not all men. That is what a hero is and that is why you will never ever win.