This is a script from Handsome Jack in the Borderlands franchise he is cocky and cares little about people other than himself so I tried to show that.
English (North American)
Young Adult (18-35)
Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
You see this is what I don't get about you bad guys. You know the hero is gonna win, but you don't just die quickly. Example, this one guy in New Haven, right, cities burning, people are dying left and right, yada yada yada, this jack hole rushes me with a spoon, a freaking spoon and I'm dying laughing right? So I scoop out his stupid little eyeballs with it and his kids are like when I can't even I can't see where he's going, he's bumping into stuff and oh I don't know, maybe you had to be there. The moral is, you're a total *****.