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Chicks Before D***s

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A piece of an audiobook I narrated for Audible. Language warning. Includes an impersonation of sorts from Pretty Woman.

Vocal Characteristics



Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)


North American (US General American - GenAM) , North American (US New York, New Jersey, Bronx, Brooklyn)


Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
What do you want me to name someone you want? Like a name? Oh God. The pressure of a name. I got it. Cindy rela. Pretty woman. We are waiting for Prince charming to ride up and rescue us from the single life. Well, not so much waiting as we are pouring through online dating profiles, suffering through bad dates, getting catfish from time to time and usually settling for less than we deserve. It's the first date we've made sure our hair and makeup are perfect. Our outfit says I'm hot, but also a good girl, but also maybe a little bit naughty if you play your cards, just right, etcetera.