In this reel, I play a wise-cracking New York fish called Twist - followed by \"Digger Dan,\" a burly, heroic construction worker. Then it's me as a \"French Bulldog\" and a \"Scottish Terrier\"!
English (North American)
Young Adult (18-35)
French, North American, US New York (New Jersey, Bronx, Brooklyn)
Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
What's the worst that could happen? What is the worst that could happen? Hey, how you doing? Here's my card. Let me walk you through. This best case scenario. You drop in, you rock too fakey on the other side and you come right back down safe and sound. And you revered amongst your age group as a god. Worst case scenario, you drop in, you hit a pebble, you slip on your *** with no time to bail and you hit your tailbone, your black out. Next thing you know, you're at the hospital, your parents are crying above you. They thought they were gonna lose. You turns out you're not paralyzed from the waist down and your parents can't pay the medical fees. They pull out alone. They argue about it for days to come and inevitably, but unexpectedly they get a divorce and now you're blaming yourself for it. Those are the options. Not too bad, Right? I'm sorry. I'm sorry I hurt you. Ted I'm sorry. I was too focused on work and and I'm sorry. I didn't spend more time with my little brother here. Equal partners, you and me increible. You mean to tell me I don't have to take supplements made for all those other inferior breeds. Speak for yourself. Your bag of haggis
Action Star, Characters, Gangster, Cartoon, Eccentric, Funny, Humorous, Inspirational, Wacky, Charismatic, French, North American, US New York (New Jersey, Bronx, Brooklyn)