Deadpan, cable TV ad, amusing, cynical

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Description

Voice actor, recorded in-home studio, produced by client

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)

Accents

North American (US General American - GenAM) North American (US Midwest- Chicago, Great Lakes)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
When you pay too much for cable, you throw things, when you throw things, people think you have anger issues. When people think you have anger issues, your schedule clears up. When your schedule clears up, you grow a scraggly beard. When you grow a scraggly beard, you start taking in stray animals and when you start taking in stray animals, well, you can't stop taking in stray animals, stop taking in stray animals, get rid of cable and upgrade to Direct TV. Call 1 to 800 directtv.