This is a minute of me being several different people, complete with royalty-free background noise
North American, US Midwest (Chicago, Great Lakes), US New England (Boston, Providence), US New York (New Jersey, Bronx, Brooklyn)
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This is Sarah Marondera. Report Hering live from the center of tour Optical store. Um Kristan Terrin on Things are not very nifty for me right now, Steve. Our thoughts and prayers air with you and the crew. Lucy? Sarah, is it Sarah Little. Check back. Live with that woman immediately following a quick break. Who's hungry? Sergeant crackers is first in line again. Here you go, buddy. Be sure to share that with the rest of the squadron. Now best city in the world. You wake up at three. AM craving half pastrami. It's your also the planet. You're gonna find hot Jan Dara being sold out of mugs on top of the flag pole in the middle of a river. Only here, baby. I was born under that bridge. Well, I'll let you in on a secret. I haven't stayed awake for one of Pastor Henry Servin's since he went off on that tirade about the ALF TV show being satanic. I just shut off for an hour, feel amazing afterwards and get a doughnut
Newscaster, Old Lady, Old Man, Soccer Mom, Regular Joe, Aged, Animated, Awkward, Fast Paced, Warm, North American, US Midwest (Chicago, Great Lakes), US New England (Boston, Providence), US New York (New Jersey, Bronx, Brooklyn)