This is a Last Week With Jon Oliver Script I used to show my natural speaking voice, inflection and range.
Middle Aged (35-54)
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So that man's official argument is Ukrainians killed their own civilians who aren't civilians. They're actors who were just pretending to be dead. And the Ukraine government itself is responsible for the real slaughter of its own fake civilians. That is obviously ridiculous and also ignores the first rule of lying. Don't overcomplicate. There is a reason the line is, I definitely have a girlfriend. She just goes to another school and not, I definitely have a girlfriend, She's actually twins. Sometimes they emerge and become one really big girl. I did invite you to come over and meet them, but that might be confusing because I am you from the future. Russian state. Tv has been grasping at straws all week with a presenter at one point arguing as evidence that Buka was the site of a false flag attack. That biden said that Putin is a butcher. BUCA sounds like butcher. How could they not take advantage of such a town, Which is just insane if bad things only happen in places with names that sounded scary. All of America's worst **** would be happening in tombstone, Arizona cape fear, north Carolina or **** michigan and not where it actually happens. Tallahassee florida