Dad Jokes

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Description

Corny and goofy.

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Senior (55+)

Accents

North American (General)

Transcript

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By popular demand. Here are today's very important, very serious dad jokes. Atheism is a nonprofit profit. Got it. Nonprofit organization. Ok. No, maybe you didn't get that one. But how about this one? What did Jay Z call his girlfriend before they got married, dude? Oh, here it is fiance. Ok. Might have been funny if you read it. Let's try this one. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl? Go to the bathroom? Why can't you hear a pterodactyl? Go to the bathroom? Do, do, do, do, do do because the p is silent. Uh-huh. One more dad joke. If you can take it, you kill a vegetarian with a steak to the heart. Till next time. Happy Dad. Jo.