I have been a vocalist since before I could talk. Wait. Okay, since maybe a little after I learned to talk. Regardless, I will admit that I have been accused of "Enjoying my own voice to an unpleasant extreme." (In an effort to be transparent, I will be forthcoming and disclose that I am unsure what that actually implies.) I think it means I have a nice voice, "Right, Mom!?" "Mom...?"
Where was I? Yes, my angelic voice. Sorry. I'll place aside the sarcasm and monkey shines until later. My name is Chris and I have been an amateur comedian, vocalist, and entertainer for the entirety of my conscious existence. I am impulsive to a degree that a good pun or dad joke takes priority to serious matters in conversation. I will also admit that I may have an issue discerning "Good timing" for said Jokes or shenanigans. What ever that means. I am able to imitate celebrities, political figures, and baby carrots. (--- actually really easy to do) If you havent laughed yet, then we need to visit the possibility that you have been tragically born without or have been denied a sence of humor. That's depressing, like feet in sand.... Yeah? ... Because, ya know. Feet sink into sand? See? There it is again.
Regards,
Christopher
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