Devil Doesn't Want A Soul, Adult Male Estuary
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EnglishVoice Age
Young Adult (18-35)Accents
British (England - Cockney, Estuary, East End) North American (General)Transcript
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did I hear someone say the magic words I'd sell my soul for. Oh, hello, scotty. Oh, what a mess you've made. Looks like something. I can help you with my friend. I have the best bargains in the business. Just waiting for the right sole to drive him home. The devil always honors his agreements. Well, the blood all over the floor certainly makes the situation clear. You don't want to cut a make me rich together so much as you want to make this go away, plea bargain. Am I right? So what happened here to cause such a mess? Scotty? Your lady love giving you trouble. Your mother nag you one too many times. Just kidding. I know it was your business partner. So let me help you out. Let's drop some paperwork. Just pick your finger. Sign away your soul right here on the dotted line and I'll start. Hold up. Wait a minute. Okay, hold on, let's not be hasty here. I mean, I want to help you out. I really do. But your soul is kind of worthless. I mean, the way you treated your clients, your partner is one thing we can work with that. But you also, let's see, vandalize the church little squirrel on fire and never replace the toilet paper once. Not once. Do you know how easy that is to do? And when you don't how much of an inconvenience it is for the next person to use the bathroom. I hate to say it scotty, but this is one terrible soul, frankly. There's not much good to be had in there, to be honest with you. I don't really think it's worth my time to make all this go away. You'll probably figure it out on your own anyway. No worries. A little bleach, a little scrub scrub scrub and you'll be fine. Tell you what you work on this whole soul thing for a little while. Maybe rescue a kitten from a tree and try not to drown it. Get your credit, score up a little, have fun cleaning up this blood by the way and we'll talk again in 23 years tops. Good luck.