Mountain Valley Spring Water

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Description

retail, sarcastic, snarky,

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Young Adult (18-35)

Accents

North American (General)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
What's with all these fats telling us we have to drink complicated things to flourish. Stick to lemonade and cayenne pepper. Diets, added detox tea to your morning, drink celery water. It's 95% water. You know, it's 100% water water, which is why I stick to Mountain Valley spring water, no essential oil, citrus fruits or unicorn tears needed.