Reading a dad and son jokes book with inflections
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EnglishVoice Age
Child (5-12)Accents
North American (Canadian-General) North American (General)Transcript
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Hi everyone. Welcome back to my channel and to do. We're going to be reading. My dad's jokes are very terribly, awfully painfully bad by Jacob Eca burger Illustrated by keith's Ariga for Owen. Who's left is one of the best sounds in the world. I'll tell you the truth. I like the guy I really do. But my dad's jokes are out of control and I'm about to come unglued every day. It's always the same. You can see them coming from a mile away and I'm worried nothing can stop this fad. My dad's jokes are very terribly, awfully painfully bad. Why did the bicycle need a nap? Don't listen. It's a trap because it was too tired. Oh, that joke should be fired. See what I mean? That's just the beginning. Don't let him see you smile or you'll be here a while. Why did the vampire look sick? Oh gosh! He's back at it. Because he was always coffin. He says that one way too often. Remember you can't laugh one bit or he'll think you're a fan of it. No one should encourage him because it will never end. How many apples grow on the tree. Don't answer. Please all of them. We've got to stop him. Are I rose. Don't seem to help and he doesn't even embarrass himself. I think we should try to sneak away before he starts to make what's going to happen next? How does moses make his coffee? Just run? Leave hebrew Z We were too late. I knew it. Let's try something this time when you see that glimmer in his eyes, he's working on another joke to pitch and we'll act like we don't hear it. Okay, are you ready? Let's hold steady. How does the penguin build its house? Igloos it together. You're doing good. You know, laughing whatsoever. What do clouds where? Thunder pants, deep breaths. It's time we take a stand. Spring is here. I'm so excited. I might just wet my plants. Wait, don't crack. Now. This is our chance. What's so bad about a nosy pepper? It gets whole opinion you business. Don't smile or he'll keep up with this. What do you call a ghost poop? Oh no. We're doomed. A boo boo with through? Well, we really did try. There's just something wrong with this guy. I love him and he has lots of great qualities to maybe this is trust the face is going through. All I know is that when I'm grown, my kids will definitely be glad that their dad's jokes aren't so very terribly, awfully painfully bad by everyone. Hope you like this free. This will scratch on my channel and see you tomorrow. Bye. Mhm.