Audiobook intro
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Vocal Characteristics
Language
EnglishVoice Age
Young Adult (18-35)Accents
North American (General)Transcript
Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
dear reader. The book you hold in your hands is meant for peculiar eyes only if by chance you are not among the ranks of the anomalous. In other words, if you don't find yourself floating out of bed in the middle of the night, because you forgot to tie yourself to the mattress sprouting flames from the palms of your hands and inopportune times, or chewing food with the mouth in the back of your head. Then please put this book back where you found it at once, and forget this ever happened. Don't worry, you won't be missing anything. I'm sure you'd only find the stories contained here in strange distressing and altogether not to your liking. And anyways, they're none of your business. Very peculiarly to yours, the publisher.