Comedy

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Description

Short sample comedy bit

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Young Adult (18-35)

Accents

North American (US New England - Boston, Providence)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
Ok. So one time it was probably seventh grade, a buddy of mine goes to the bathroom and I'm going to the bathroom at the same time, I'm washing my hands and he's using the urinal and he puts his lunch bag on top of the urinal and he really had to ****. I mean, like he's been holding it all day. Right. So he's starting to **** and his lunch bag falls and he's screaming. No. No, no. And it falls right in there but he can't stop. You know how that goes. Once you start, you can't stop, you can try to pinch it. But that **** hurts. So he just let it go and ruined his damn lunch.