Free Churro - Bojack Horseman
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EnglishVoice Age
Young Adult (18-35)Accents
North American (General) North American (US Western)Transcript
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So I stopped at a jack in the box on the way here and the girl behind the counter said hi, are you having an awesome day? Not how are you doing today? No, are you having an awesome day, which is pretty ****** because it puts the onus on me to disagree with her. Like if I'm not having an awesome day, suddenly I'm the negative one. Usually when people ask how I'm doing, the real answer is I'm doing ******, but I can't say I'm doing ****** because I don't have a good reason to be doing ******. So if I say I'm doing ******, then they say why what's wrong? And I have to be like, I don't know all of it. So instead when people ask how I'm doing, I usually say I'm doing so great, but when this girl at the Jack in the box asked me if I was having an awesome day, I thought well today I'm actually allowed to feel ****** today, have a good reason. So I said to her, well my mom died and she immediately burst into tears, so now I have to comfort her, which is annoying. And meanwhile there's a line of people forming behind me who are all giving me these real judgy looks because I made the Jack in the box girl cry and she's falling and she's saying I'm sorry, I'm so sorry and I'm like it's fine, it's fine, I mean it's not fine, but you know, it's fine and I'd like to order a double Jack meal? And I've kind of got somewhere to be, so maybe a little less with the crying, more with the frying, huh? And the girl apologizes again and she offers me a free chair with my meal. And as I'm leaving, I think I just got a free churro because my mom died. No one ever tells you. When your mom dies, you get a free.