Chaos reads \"Rot the Cutest in the World\" by Ben Clanton

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In this read aloud demo you will hear the voices of:

the narrator Chaos in his manly Jersey Shore voice
snotty airhead voices

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Accents

North American (General)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
like Lulu said. It's pajama storytime. My name's chaos and I'm your guest reader tonight. So get snuggled in and get ready for a story. Tonight we're going to read one of my favorite stories. It's called Rat the Que Tous in the World, written in illustrated by Ben Clanton. This is right. He's a mutant potato. Hello. Like most mutant potatoes, Rot loves my eating stuff number, and I'm not them in all sorts of games and contests. King Me Oh, phooey! Staring contests Ready set. Oh, so when rats sees a sign that says Q dish in the World contest, he can't wait to enter Que Tous in the world contest entered. Now, this way right is sure he'll win. He's so sure his things a winning song, I'm Cute is in the world the Q dish in the world to cute, a skilled askew dish in the world. Um, I air my port errors. What is that awful sound? But then rot seized the other contestants. There is an itty bitty baby bunny with fluffy floppy ears. Ah, little widow, be witching be whiskered cuddly kitten and an eeny weeny bink and peppy jolly jelly fish. The other contestants don't think much of rats. Chances. My poor, adorable eyes. It's ISS, and I think I'm going to be sick. Whoa. Rock considers eating everyone he would win for sure if he were the only contestant. Ma'am, Ma'am. Man and ham? No, but it wouldn't be a very nice thing to do and would probably give him indigestion. Maybe rot would be cuter if he had big ears like the bunny. And look, I looked like you, um, new or maybe would help if he had whiskers like the kitten. Ah, they're kind of itchy. You lot ridiculous. Take those off. Perhaps if he were pinking peppy, like the jelly fish where pink And we're happy. None of it makes rock feel any cuter. So Rot decides to just be himself. He doesn't stand a chance, is hit actually going up there, that takes guts. Last up, rot rot, steps on stage in struts, hiss stuff. He smiles his biggest smile and he shows his best side. What do the judges think? Drumroll. Please start tutus and the world. I think I'm in love. He is bare. Fact Seriously. No way. Hall. It's a great big feet. Oh, you. It is so shiny that rockin see his reflection and rot things. He looks like that killed has in the world. Doug, this contest was totally rigged. Wait. Are you wearing a unibrow? Um, do you like dog and