A book by the wonderful Douglas Adams, delivered in a sardonic tone.
British (England - East Anglia, Cambridge, Hertfordshire)
Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
This was the evening of the last day of Gordon Way's life, and he was wondering if the rain would hold off for the weekend, The forecasters said. Changeable a misty night tonight, followed by bright but chilly days on Friday and Saturday, with maybe a few scattered showers towards the end of Sunday when everyone would be heading back into town. Everyone that is other than Gordon Way. The weather forecast hadn't mentioned that. Of course, that wasn't the job of the weather forecast, but then his horoscope had Bean pretty misleading as well. It had mentioned an unusual amount of planetary activity in his sign and had urged him to differentiate between what he thought he wanted and what he actually needed on DH suggested that he should tackle emotional or work problems with determination on DH complete honesty, but had inexplicably failed to mention that he would be dead before the day was out.