Old Man
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Vocal Characteristics
Language
EnglishVoice Age
Senior (55+)Accents
North American (General)Transcript
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don't go yet. Stay five more minutes. I'm gonna tell you a story, but I'm gonna do in under five minutes. Does anyone ever watch? All right. Good. I wouldn't mad. Then there was 45 which was older than I ever thought I'd be. Then who is 50 Which was older than that ever thought I would be when I was 45. And then on the night of my 57th Thursday, I went blind. I stood naked in the middle of my bedroom and all of a sudden I was at the center of the universe facing out. No more trying to get in anyone else's head. Oh, what does she think of me? What does that man bagging my groceries think of? Nope. It's just me alone in the universe, standing in the center of my own life. I can't even look in the mirror. It's just me and my thoughts. And sometimes they have no thoughts at all. Sometimes I just lie in bed in the morning and think about nothing. Imagine that before you take a break. Imagine that sitting in the center of your own life with no thoughts at all. But what other people are thinking they can think whatever they like You, you can all think whenever you like about me seen and it hasn't even been five minutes.