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breaking news Exclusive from 99 1 The gun I'm down here at Dairy land on Main Street in Lander were recently a vehicle smashed into the dairy land sign. Well, the sign is now missing, and the owner is offering a $12 reward. The accident occurred on April 21st and wait. I'm told we're receiving a live feed from an anonymous caller. Hello. Color is thesis. Aida's here. We have signed. We want 13 American monies and 150 cheese bills. Oh, and the god we want to go it, Sir, we don't negotiate with any Al Qaeda or any other terrorist groups in Wyoming. We shoot terrorists. I mean, you're listening to 99 1 The gun for sakes. We're not Al Qaeda. You in violating. We are. I want to lick a sob. Listen here, Mr Sob Liquor. People of Fremont County loved their dairy land. We will not stand for this. Return the sign back to 9th 77 Main Street in Lander. Or prepare to meet your doom this summer. Think dairy land, cheese wheels, milkshakes and girls and short shorts. Dairy land on Main Street in Lander