Third Person Narrative

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Description

This third-person narrative is from The Princess Bride. It begins the silly fantasy story about Buttercup. The audio is whimsical due to the humor of the book.

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)

Accents

North American (General)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
the year that Buttercup was born, the most beautiful woman in the world was a French scullery maid named in that a networked in Paris for the Duke in 30 deg ish. And it did not escape the Duke's notice that someone extraordinary was polishing the pewter. The Duke's noticed did not escape the notice of the duchess, either, who was not very beautiful and not very rich but plenty smart. The duchess set about studying in it and shortly found her adversaries tragic for chocolate arms. Now the duchess set to work the palace to Gish turned into a candy castle. Everywhere you looked bonbons, there were piles of chocolate covered mints in the drawing rooms, baskets of chocolate covered nugget. In the partners, Annette never had a chance inside a season. She went from delicate to popping, and the duke never glanced in her direction without sad bewilderment, clouding size. Annette, it might be noted, seemed Onley cheerier throughout her enlargement. She eventually married the pastry chef, and they both ate a lot until old age claimed them. Things it might also be noted, did not fare so cheerily for the Duchess, the Duke, for reasons passing, understanding next became smitten with his very own mother in law, which caused the Duchess ulcers Onley. They did not have ulcers, yet more precisely, ulcers existed. People have them, but they weren't called ulcers. The medical profession at the time called them stomach pains and felt the best care was coffee docked with brandy twice a day until the pain subsided. The duchess took her mixture faithfully, watching through the years as her husband and mother blew kisses at each other behind her back. Not surprisingly, the duchess's grumpiness became the legendary, as Voltaire has so absolute chronicled. Except this was before Voltaire, the year Buttercup turned 10. The most beautiful woman lived in Ben Go, the daughter of a successful team, reject This girl's name was Eleuthera, and her skin was of dusky perfection unseen in India for 80 years. There have only been 11 perfect complexions in all of India since accurate accounting began. Luther was 19 the year the pox play kid Bengo. The girl survived, even if her skin did not. When Buttercup was 15 Adela Terrell of Sussex on The Times was easily the most beautiful creature. Adela was 20 and so far did she outdistance the world that it seemed certain she would be the most beautiful for many, many years. But then one day, one of her suitors she had 104 of them exclaimed that without question, Adela must be the most ideal item yet spawned. Adela, flattered, began to ponder the truth of that statement. That night, alone in her room, she examined herself, pore by pore in the mirror. It took her until close to dawn to finish the inspection, but by that time it was clear to her that the young man had been quite correct. In his assessment, she waas through no real fault of her own perfect.