Wizard

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I used to be a wizard, you know, back when I was younger. Yes. So wizard. I know it almost sounds made up, but it isn't so grim. The wise They called me ironic because I was never the wisest. No, the greatest. But here we are. My support. Me mhm started 40 years ago when I was a wee bit lardon in the distant shores of the West. I was trained in your corner university, and by the time I was 20 I lived that place forever and started my job as a mercenary. Yes, a wizard. Mercenary. Haven't you heard about that? Ironic? Well, my down foal started 20 years ago when I found Hey, Goblin. But not your usual run of the mill vermin that lies beneath the mountains. No, this one was a treasure goblin. Far more devious and 10 times more dangerous. Three days we battled never ending squish and squash and screams of pain until I decided it. But something happened upon his death. He opened the portal that sucked me in. And I found myself mhm been a colorful land filled of chocolate trees and sugary forests. But I was not alone. There were cows, their cows armed with axes and swords and maces. I don't know what happened next. All I know is that I myself was not the same as before. I came here and opened this bar. And our I am his barkeeper. Sad, you know, But woe a point of cold beer.