Science Fair by Dave Barry
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EnglishVoice Age
Young Adult (18-35)Accents
North American (General)Transcript
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So your school is having a science fair. Great! The science fair has long been a favorite educational tool in the american school system, and for good reason your teachers hate you ha no, Seriously. Although a science fair can seem like a big pain, it can help you understand the important scientific principles such as Newton's First Law of inertia, which states A body at rest will remain at rest until 8:45 PM the night before the science fair project is due. At which point the body will come rushing into the body's parents who are already in their pajamas and shout. I just remembered the science fair is tomorrow and we've got to go to the store right now.