Hairy Faces - The Twits

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This is an excerpt from \"The Twits\" by Roald Dahl. It is a fun chapter called Hairy Faces.

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Voice Age

Young Adult (18-35)


British (Received Pronunciation - RP, BBC)


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what a lot of hairy faced men there are around nowadays. When a man grows hair all over his face, it is impossible to tell what he really looks like. Perhaps that's why he does it. He'd rather you didn't know. Then there's a problem of washing when the very hairy ones wash their faces. It must be as big a job as when you and I washed the hair on our heads. So what I really want to know is this. How often do all these hairy faced men really wash their faces? Is it only once a week like us on a Sunday night and to their shampooed, do they use a hairdryer? Do they rub hair tonic in to stop their faces from going bald? Do they go to a barber to have their hairy faces cut or trimmed, or do they do it themselves in front of a bathroom mirror with probably a nail sisters? I don't know. But the next time you see a man with a hairy face, which will probably be as soon as you leave the house and go on to the street, maybe you will look at him a little closer and start wondering about some of these things