Drama Reel / Audiobooks
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Vocal Characteristics
Language
EnglishVoice Age
Young Adult (18-35)Accents
British (General)Transcript
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Guy Remy drama reel. I don't talk to me about theaters. Yeah, I went to one once. What was the name of that play? Um, waiting for God, that was it. So we went in to see this thing. It was about these two tramps waiting for this mate of theirs. Well, I'm not kidding you. All this audience was sitting there waiting for him as well. And I could see straight away what was gonna happen though. I'd been in there five minutes and I knew I opened my program and I looked down the list, you know, where I give the names, the characters like and straight away I knew his name is not there in the program. He's never going to show up. You could wait 100 years and he'd still never walk on the bloody stage. My mother had three miscarriages before I was born and being of a rather morbid turn of mind, she kept the results in a cupboard preserved ominously enough in alcohol. There, they were Nicholas Stephanie and a Lisa stacked away on the top shelf in three enormous jars. I'll never forget the first time I came across them when I was a small boy. I was fooling around in the bedroom when I suddenly saw three little pocket people lined up staring at me in a strangely knowing way. Yeah. The very first time that I saw you, I thought to myself now there's a woman that would never go out with me. I hovered around you so many times trying to find a way to ask you out. But you just seemed so unattainable. I mean, look at you, you're just so beautiful and I never thought that someone as gorgeous as you would even consider a regular guy like me. I was about to give up and then, then out of nowhere you started talking to me.