Rowan Atkinson Devil sketch (English, comedy, posh British accent)
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EnglishVoice Age
Middle Aged (35-54)Accents
British (General)Transcript
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Uh Hello. It's nice to see you all here. Now, as the more perceptive of you are probably realized by now, this is **** and I am the devil. Good evening. But you can call me Toby if you like uh we try to keep things informal here as well as infernal. That's just a little joke of mine. I tell it every time now. You're all here for eternity. Oh, which I hardly need to tell you is a heck of a long time. So you all get to know each other pretty well by the end. But for now I'm gonna have to spit you up into groups when you stop screaming. Thank you. Now, murderers, murderers over here, please. Thank you, uh, looters and pillages over here thieves. You can join them and lawyers. You're in that lot uh for the caterers and you can step forward. My God. There are a lot of you. I think I'll split you up into adulterers and the rest male adulterers. If you can just form a line in front of that small guillotine in the corner there, say, ok, um, the French are you here? If you'd just like to come down here with the Germans. That'd be great. I'm sure you'll have plenty to talk about. Ok. Um, atheist, atheist over here, please. You must be feeling a right bunch of knit twits. Uh, and finally Christians. Christians. Oh, yes. I'm sorry. But I'm afraid the Jews were right. Ok. Right. Well, uh, are there any questions? Yes. No, I'm afraid we don't have any toilets. If you had read your Bible, you might have seen it was damnation without relief. So, if you didn't go before you came, then I'm afraid you're not going to enjoy yourself very much. But I believe that's the idea. Ok. It's over to you adults and I'll catch you all later at the barbecue. Bye.