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North American (General)Transcript
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I'm a medium. Why do you keep asking me if I'm a small? Do I look like a hobbit to you? I have wide shoulders. Look, look at me. See how my shoulders are wide And then as you go down, it starts to V. That's because I have wide shoulders. All right. I know. The last year you called me was a small and still too big on me. That's because it was made that way. That's the design of how that company makes that style shirt. There are other companies I can get in a large like that coat. You made fun of me in. That was the style. A little baggy. Well, actually, yeah. You're right about the coat. It was too big. Why did I buy a coat? So, big honey, do I suffer from a slight case of Napoleon disease? Not like a big case, but like a small case. You think? Well, my highest 5 11 So I'm no Napoleon. What? I am Father. Women. I'm not 59 Listen, when we measure last time it was an old house with crooked flooring. All right. Your mother's floor is still the original from 1910. It's all lopsided. Everyone's height fluctuates in that house, depending on where they're standing. Your Uncle Toby, whose two foot two was standing down or it's staring down at me in the kitchen and then in the living room he was at my knees. Come on, that's not fair. I'm no smaller than 5 10 that on 100% sure about on my life. I swear on my life about that, and that's still a good idea for a gas. So I'm not complaining. I'll give you the inch. But please, most shirts fit me as a medium, so order me a medium.