Young Adult (18-35)
North American (General)
North American (US South)
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pageant moms do whatever it takes to get their daughters crown, just like an addict would do whatever it takes to get a high. So I started selling hair, went to pageant moms. Just kidding. I'll probably get locked up for something. But selling heroin to Children will certainly not be it. Instead, I concocted an energy drink. It consists of Mountain Dew sugar, then some more sugar and just a drop. The sadness I call it glam juice.