Joker's Eulogy for Batman
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EnglishVoice Age
Middle Aged (35-54)Accents
North American (General)Transcript
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Dear friends! Today is the day the clown cried. Any cries not for the passing of one man, but for the death of a dream. The dream that he would someday taste the ultimate victory over his hated enemy. For was the batman who made me the happy soul I am today. How I agonized over the perfect way to thank him for that. Perhaps with a side nine pie in the face or an exploding whoopee cushion playfully planted in the Batmobile. But those dreams were dashed by the weasley little gun cell sitting there in our midst. The cowardly, insignificant gone if who probably got lucky when batman slipped on the slime trail, this loser left behind him, this mound of diseased hyena filth who's not fit the lick the dirt from my spats, but I digress. The time for sorrow has passed. It's time to look to a future filled with smiles and I'll be smiling again just as soon as we take that man there and slap them into that box there, Enroll them into that vat of acid there! Well, that was fun. Now, who's up for chinese?