Is Your Prof Wearing Pants?
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This is Kelsey Flynn. I'll be reading an article from the University of Calgary student newspapers, comedic section is your problem wearing pants during your online lecture by Christie Kohler april 8th 2020 due to extraordinary circumstances. The university of Calgary has transitioned to completely online delivery of classes and many professors are still holding their lectures online using the video conferencing platform. Zoom notorious. Are the gaffes gone viral of interview candidates caught with a suit on top in skivvies on the bottom? What are the chances your profits shed their trousers and their dignity during this pandemic? Take our definitive quiz, the most important of your university career by far to see whether or not it's business up top and party down below for your profit. For every a answer. Give yourself one point for every b answer. Give yourself two points for every see answer. Give yourself three points for every d answer. Give yourself four points. Question one, What is in the background while your profits delivering zoom lectures? A relatively plain wall with a map or a whiteboard on it. Be bookshelves, see kitchen appliances, D. Zoom rooms, Custom background Question two What is the seating arrangement of your profit during the lecture? A desk with a few pens and pencils and or appropriate. Accoutrements be desk piled high with books, papers and knickknacks. It's a mess. See the couch. D. Can't see anything due to the Custom Hogwarts background. Question three. What kind of shirt is your profit wearing? A dress up shirt and tie? Be colored button up C. T shirt. D. Um None. Question for what subject is your prof teaching? A engineering, your business, be science. See history D. Philosophy Question five. It's your problem drinking anything during the lecture. A coffee from a mug with something sensible like University of Calgary or tears of my students written on it, be coffee from a mug with some cuts. The academic saying like 10 years A.F. on it. See coffee maybe it's hard to tell the mug is branded with spring break 76 d. A beer from the bottle. They're not even trying to hide it. Question six. How comfortable with technology was your profit during in person lectures? A very multiple screens, charts, interactive quizzes. The whole nine yards be somewhat their power points always looked pretty profits and they had everything ready to go for when class started. See the if a student got their power point up and running before class, they could manage to switch the slides on their own D. Technology. They couldn't even manage to turn the light switch on without calling IT for help. Class was always delayed because of tech trouble. Question seven. How are their rate? My prof reviews. A a good mix of hate and lukewarm be solid, decent territory demanding but fair see lots of smiley faces. The only people who are upset clearly did not go to class at all or wanted to actually learn de chile F. There's even a reddit thread devoted on how easy their classes are. Question eight. What are your proofs? Late work and extension policies? A late work receives a 25% per day reduction, including weekends. You've heard they gave an extension once years ago, B marks reduced by a letter grade per day. Your work is late, extensions have to be requested one week in advance. See you'll get 5% taken off per day late. They're pretty liberal with extensions as long as you ask for 24 hours in advance D extensions. Sure, just handed in whatever bonus round, add two points for any of the following visible cats pants laying on the floor. The beach boys playing in the background proof slides their chair around instead of getting up recycle bin next to the desk, has some cans of PBR in it. The Picard maneuver trekkies, you know it's a add up your points. If you scored 8 to 10 points, your profits not only wearing pants, but those pants are fully pressed, this is a pandemic, not a party, there's no time for tomfoolery. If you scored 11 to 20 points, your profits wearing pants, casual ones, jeans or corduroy, it'll take a few more trips to the grocery store and finding the toilet paper out of start to convince them to shed the academic vibes. If you score 21-30 points, your proof might be wearing pants. It's up in the air. They don't seem like they're quite in the strip off the skivvies territory just yet. So if they don't have pants on, you can be assured they're still in under ruse, realistically there probably in shorts or sweats. If you scored 31 plus points, your profit is definitely not wearing pants. They're probably not even wearing underwear good on them. This **** is stressful. Hopefully they used some of that hand sanitizer for the chair they're sitting on.