\"I own a musket for home defense\" story

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English

Voice Age

Teen (13-17)

Accents

North American (General)

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for my voice is dot com demo. I will be recording the Ione Musket for home defense story. I own a must for home defence, since that is what the founding Fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. What the devil, I exclaim as I grabbed my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. I play golf ball sized hole through the first man. He's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on. The second man missed him entirely because smooth, poor, and it nails the neighbor's dog. I often resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs, loaded with grape shot tally Ho, lads, I exclaim as the grape shot shreds. Two men in the blessed. The sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms, fix bayonet and charged the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out, waiting on the police to arrives. This triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, just as the founding fathers intended