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If I could write a letter to my fourth grade class, I would keep it short because we don't have long attention spans. In fourth grade. I would say this dear fourth graders. I know you all think boob is a funny word and it is, but it won't be for long. Ok. Maybe it'll still be funny for the boys in eighth grade. But for eighth grade girls, there's nothing funny about boobs. They hurt sometimes when they are growing and they don't always grow in evenly and sometimes they grow in all at once. It is possible to go visit your grandma in Florida for spring break and come back with big lumps of flesh poking through your shirt. And if that's not your story, you may wake up every single day, peek down your shirt, close your eyes tight, open them and then look to see if anything has popped up overnight. And when it hasn't, you will put on the bra you don't need and wear a baggy shirt because you don't want people to notice. You still look like 1/4 grader. No offense. And then you and your friend with the big lumps of flesh will walk around in your ill fitting shirts because you have grown to hate the word you once thought was so funny. Boob, the biggest four letter word of middle school.