Church services (water heater)

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Description

Monologue of your water heater.

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Senior (55+)

Accents

North American (General) North American (US Midwest- Chicago, Great Lakes) North American (US New York, New Jersey, Bronx, Brooklyn)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
Mark Laskowski water heater Here. That, that's me. You want to heat her? That's how I am. Why? Because you haven't noticed me since I was installed in 2006. No, I'm not gonna explode, but I'm a smell like I might know what I mean. Time to call church services. If it's in your house, they can fix it. Pest control, electrical plumbing and more. Call 71372 to 5000 or visit church services dot com. They prove they care with every repair. Who? Hey, someone like a match. What? My pilot lights out.