Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy vogon poetry

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Vogue on poetry is, of course, the third worst in the known universe. The second worst is that of the ASG offs of Korea. During a re citation by their poet Master Gun throws the flatulent of his poem Ode to a small lump of Green Putty I found in my armpit one midsummer morning. Four of his audience members died of internal hemorrhaging, and the president of the mid Galactic arts novel in Council On Lee managed to survive by 91 of his own legs off Gun Throws was reported to have been disappointed by the poem's reception and was about to embark on a reading of his 12 book epic entitled My Favorite Bath. Time gurgles when his own major intestine, in a desperate attempt to save life in creation, left straight through his neck and throttled his brain. The very worst poetry of all. Paris, along with its creator, Nancy Millstone Jennings of Greens Bridge, Essex, England, during the destruction of the planet Earth. Vogue on poetry is considered mild by comparison.