Sam Elliott-style spoof, TV commercial for tool company.
Middle Aged (35-54)
North American (General)
Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
Though I walk through the valley of broken parts, I shall fear not one thing because thou wrench and ratchet, they comfort me. I'll prepare a lift in front of me in the presence of broken machines. Thou anointest my hands with Greece. My toolbox runneth over. Surely fixed cars and many scars will follow me. But the rest of my life and I will dwell in the garage forever.