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Description

A sketch called 'An Angel, A Demon and a Bus Stop' containing three different character voices with different ages and accents

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)

Accents

British, England - London (Cockney, Estuary, East End), England - Received Pronunciation (RP, BBC), Welsh

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
Oh, no. The bus is late. I'm going to be late for work. There's more important things to worry about than that, Alex. How do you mean? You have to think beyond yourself. Think, for instance, What are you going to do when the bus gets here? Are you merely just going to get on it? And And the driver? Their money? That's what I usually do. Well, think harder. Be a better person. Why not? Instead of giving them just the right money for the ticket, why not give them all your money? Surely they could benefit from such a selfless gift. But then how would I eat? How would I live, Alex? So much left alone. Hang on. Hang on. Don't listen to this grovelling goody two shoes. I thought we'd managed to avoid you this time. No, I was just busy orchestrating the next housing crisis. Right, mate? What's the situation? Um, I just wanted to get on the best, but an angel here told me that maybe I should give the bus driver all of my money to be a good person. What a load of old ********. Here's what you really need to do. Just kill the driver and steal the bus for yourself. That's a fresh approaches. Approaches. Goodness gracious. Whatever are you suggesting? We'll see it this way. You don't have a vehicle. They do. Possession is 9/10 of lawn or lap. So get possessing, I say. Never in my life have I heard such rot. Alex, my sweet cherub. Closed in years from this poison. Where are you calling poison? Your bloody snowflake. I can't live like this, too stressed out with you two squabbling all the time. Mm. Yeah. How about we find a middle ground? A middle ground? Yes, just so we can all agree. How about I get on the bus? I killed the driver, but then I give all my money to the family to pay for the funeral costs. I think that sounds entirely reasonable, man. Yes. The smartest thing you've said all day. Excellent. Thank you. Well, wish me luck. Yeah. ST