Genie concierge joke
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This is the story off the funniest and by far our favorite customer call off all time. So in a meeting, drawing up our service contract are turning made a point to include a disclaimer regarding our name Jeannie concierge company. She said, Hey, so you guys, you totally include this disclaimer that your business does not provide actual magical creatures that grant wishes or something, you know, just to be safe. We lost seriously. We need to specify that, she noted with a straight face. Yes. Just to be safe, she said recent up straight. Yes, sure. Certainly we totally get where you're coming from, we said, trying to look more serious than we failed. So we went ahead and included a clause that stated, We do not have magical creatures, bottled or otherwise on our hero. We are simply a team of highly efficient human assistance, working hard to please our customers anyway. As time goes on, things get busy. The silly disclaimers for cotton and two years go by. Then one Sunday evening, we get a call, since all announce it, calls to the office are routed to the office manager's cell phone. Our dear manager takes the core. Hello. This is Jeannie concierge company. He says half expecting that this is one of our clients with our rush request. The guy on the other end of her own goes, Hey, is this the genie company? The guy sounds drunk off his rocker, Clearly inebriated and drunk. Calling artisans line flattering. Right? Um, well, yes, the matter response. How can I help you today Side. So you guys, like, help people with likely a work? Whatever, right? Yes. We provide administrative help for broad variety of industries. This is true or great? Great. Um, I need a genie to go to my work for me tomorrow. The John Coler says, Where do you work? So I'm on a job, Um, at the plants in Newcastle. What do you do with the plans? I'm a welder. Replies the caller. Oh, yeah. Says our manager. We do administrative work. We do not have any. Well, is on our team. Besides, I'm quite sure you employ wouldn't go with such an arrangement. But But you guys are the genie company, right? I want to Jeannie, and I'll pay for it. The caller protested our managers trying so hard not to laugh, tough guy. He manages not to. We don't actually have actual. Jeez, for hire. The name is merely a reference to our administrative powers are Come on, La, blah, blah. Don't tell me you don't have the bottle for this. Come on, give me a genie. I'm too wasted to go in tomorrow, says the guy. As I Mandia tells the story, he had to firmly and repeatedly remind the collar that genius did not actually exist. Not in that sense, anyway. All right, um, second, take American to be more specific. California, Northern California. This is the story of the funnest on, by far our favorite customer call of all time. So, in a meeting, drawing up our service contract, our attorney makes a point. Include a disclaimer regarding our name Jeannie concierge company. She says, Hey, so you guys should totally include this disc laboring. Natural business does not provide actual magical creatures that grant wishes or something, you know, just to be safe. We laughed. Seriously. We need to specify that she not it with a straight face. Yes, just to be safe. She said when you set up straight. Yeah, sure. We totally get where you're coming from, we said, trying to look more serious than we felt. So we went ahead and included a cause that stated that we do not have magical creatures, bottled or otherwise on a payroll. Here's simply a team of highly efficient human assistance working hard to please our customers. Anyway, time goes on, things get busy. The city disclaimer is for gotten and two years go by. Then, one Sunday evening, we got a call. And since all unanswered calls to the office are routed to the office manager cell phone audio manager, take the call. Hello? This is Jeannie concierge company. He says have expecting that this is one of our clients with a rush Request. The guy on the other end of the phone goes, Hey, is this the genie company? The guy sounds drunk off his rocker, clearly inebriated and drunk, calling our business line flattering, right? Well, yes, the manager's bonds. How can I help you today, sir? So you guys, like, help people with, like, their work or whatever, right? Yes. We provide administrative help for a broad variety of industries. This is true. Oh, great. Great. Yeah. So, um, like, I need a gene to go to my work for me tomorrow. The junk color says, Would he work? Sir? All my dreams. Oh, at the plants in Pasadena. What do you do with the plans? I'm a welder. Replies the color. 00 no. Says I Manager. We do administrative work. We don't have any welders on our team. Besides, I'm quite sure your employer wouldn't go with such an arrangement. But But you guys are the genie company, right? I want a genie and out pay for it. Call it protested. Our manager is trying so hard not to laugh is a tough guy. So you manages not to, uh, we don't have actual genies were higher. The name is merely a reference to our administrative promise. Ah, come on, La, blah blah. Don't tell me you don't have the bottle for this. Come on, give me a genie. I'm too wasted to go in tomorrow, says the guy. As our manager tells a story, he had to firmly and repeatedly reminded caller that genies did not actually exist. Not in that sense, anyway.