QUARANTINED IN AN AIRBUS!

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A self scripted audio of a flight announcement for a world quarantined in an airbus with GOD as the (Website hidden) the current situation into concern , a bit of humour is added to give some thought to the listeners.

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Young Adult (18-35)

Accents

British (General) Indian (Hindi)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for choosing Airbus to 0 to 0 during this quarantine period. The captain, off the flight gored welcomes you on board. And this is Ronnie. Matt, you your flight announcer for the journey. We're flying it on altitude somewhere between the heavens and hill. But all in controlled by our captain. This magnanimous Airbus's a special chartered flight on your seats are divided into cabins which are many metres away from each other to impart social distancing. Let me introduce you to a special flight attendants in the front. We have to state chief ministers to lead each cabin with decisiveness and at the rear, we have our health ministers to take care off your held zones. Do not hesitate to contact our doctors and nurses who will always be pleased to assist you. Special police forces will be there to patrol and ensure that you follow the rules. Polity Lingle in a polish and a talented programmer. Please note that this flight has absolutely no exits. So stay inside and stay safe. Now let's have a look at our in flight services. No online shops will be operating at this time. The parks, theatres and other public places would be probably visited by animals such as the cuckoo baboons, giraffe, peacock and so on. Even if you belong to the first class business class or economy class, there are no reservations for violation of rules. Humanity. Totalitarian tonight, um, violent Tonight, um, carry on violent. No cardinal Lebanese covert part number. The Parliament. You will have access to extra Internet facilities, so fix your net to Netflix. It's your prime time to watch anything any time. As all your superstars are on quarantine, kindly understand that you have to be on hot spot to entertain each other in case of emergency. One person from your family cabin is allowed to walk around on Lee when the party lights are turned on. Well, it's a lot about you mum on Occurring in the Toe. Passengers. Please note that during this time, when roads are empty, all social networks will face traffic block. You will surely have more phases, which gets booked in your Facebook pages, with many twittering messages saying What's up in every gramme? Off a second instant messages will be flooding your instagram pages, and please don't get offended if you are in chosen by your friend to post a snap off yours draped in beautiful saris storeys, cartoons, games, puzzles should keep your Children entertained. If there are special cases off disobedience, this is the time to devise more strategies. And remember to first help yourself before helping. Others are the only men that get you over here and the political begin every 30 minutes. Sanitises will hang down from above your seat. Sanitise your body mind soul with the available prayer facilities. Surely your captain, God will hear you remember that you are your lifejackets on. Always string yourself to the face mask so that you allow others to breathe easily for the rest of their life. This is a non smoking flight and fasten yourself to hope, love and peace. To avoid any form off turbulence and keep away from smoke, observe solidarity When you happen to see the overhead sign board with pictures ofthe drums and candles, remember to collect them from the overhead cabins and start clapping hands. This helps you to keep away from negativity, and the current situation urges you to stay away from the positive people charged by the Corona wires. Those who haven't seen the kitchen for a long time. Here is a great platform for you to go around and cook up some good ideas for the special menu on board the staffs of global Airbus to 0 to 0 A shows you that there won't be any form off interference with anything in the sky as no other aircrafts are operating. Now let's stay together anticipating hope. Remember that we all are connected biologically to each other, chemically to the earth, Atomic Lee to the rest of the universe till the next announcement. This is really mad at you. Your flight announcer signing off have a pleasant journey. Thank you.